Beetlejuice is back and he's throwing a Halloween Silent Disco from beyond the grave. Three channels. One rule: IT’S SHOWTIME!
👻 BEETLEJUICE’S HALLOWEEN SILENT DISCO SPOOKTACULAR 🎧🕷️Ahem—ahem—TESTING! One-two, one-TWO! Is this thing haunted!?
Alright, listen up you miserable mortals and disco-loving degenerates: I, the ghost with the MOST, am personally inviting you to the most bone-rattlin’, booty-shakin’, brain-meltin’ Halloween party in this entire cursed dimension. That’s right! A Silent Disco! Which means three channels of music and none of your annoying friends can talk over it! It's like a séance... but with bangers! And costumes of course.
🎃 Three DJ channels hotter than Hell’s sauna.💀 One pair of glowing headphones straight from the spirit realm.🧛♀️ A crowd full of costumed creeps grindin’ like it's the last night before eternal damnation.🐍 Bonus points if your costume has fangs, fog, or at least three legally questionable accessories.
WHEN? HALLOWEEN, BABY. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 31ST. (7:30pm-11:30pm)
WHERE? Somewhere you can scream without the neighbors calling the HOA. (Hi-Wire Brewing CHARLOTTE).
WHO? You. Your weird cousin. Your ex. Your ex's ex. Your ex’s dentist. EVERYBODY. IN COSTUMES.
WHY? Because I SAID SO.
TICKETS? Cheaper than a cursed doll at a garage sale. $10 early bird. $15 general. Don’t be cheap. I know what you did with that PPP loan.
And remember—this ain’t no church lock-in. It’s 18+ unless you're undead. No toddlers in Power Ranger costumes. No boomers in Crocs. Just freaks, freakier freaks, and me.